Please Don't Die - Houseplants Guide Book for Plant Moms

If you succ at keeping succulents alive 🌵💀 or have been a total monster to your monstera 🌿👹, this book is here to stage an intervention!

Please Don’t Die is a hilarious yet surprisingly helpful 128-page guide packed with:
😂 Relatable plant parent jokes
🌞 Easy care tips for every leafy friend
📚 Fun plant facts you’ll actually remember
🎨 Charming illustrations

Wrapped in a sturdy hardback cover, this isn’t just a book—it’s a lifeline for you and your plants. From turning your sad, crispy fern 🍂 into a thriving green beauty 🌿✨, to finally keeping that succulent plump and happy 🌵💚, you’ll go from botanical butcher to houseplant hero in no time.

🎁 Perfect gift for:
🪴 Aspiring Plant Moms & Dads
🌱 Newbies just starting their jungle
😂 Fans of funny, novelty, or trivia books

Because your plants deserve better… and so do you. 💚